Azimuth Print, the official printer of the planet Mars

We are proud to announce we have become the official printer of planet Mars (servicing all Martians and other inhabitants). Our managing director has just signed the contract with the UN and World leaders.

Martians will be able to order high-quality Azimuth Print products in the next day or so via our high-speed inter-galactic connection. Our prices for the Martians will be very competitive and we will offer them Same Day delivery. Our deliveries will take place with the Azimuth Print space shuttle from the newly-built Space Centre in Chipping Sodbury.